Tuesday, November 25, 2014

Seven Ways to Never Stop Smiling



As an avid smiler, I often get the questions "Why are you always so happy?", "Have you ever actually been angry?", and, my favorite, "Can you even frown?".  This last query ends with me being forced to hold a grimace until I simply can't hide my pearly whites any longer.  I just can't help smiling, it's part of who I am! And while I can't explain why I have such a cheerful disposition, I can share with you, dear readers, some of the little everyday things that make me grin.  Hopefully they will brighten your day as well, and allow you to become happier, smilier people in the long run.


1) Search for a smile in unexpected places

One of my favorite twitter accounts is called Faces in Things (@FacesPics).  In each of their tweets, they feature a picture of a random object and find a face in it.  I have done this my whole life, and every time I see a doorknob, car, or coffee stain smiling at me, I can't help but smile right back. 

Some of my favorite pictures from @FacesPics
 
2) Step on something that crunches

In this season of gloomy, chilly weather, sometimes it's hard to find something to be happy about when you're outside.  My favorite thing to do when this happens is to find the nearest crunchy leaf and stamp on it as I walk to class.  There are few more satisfying sounds than this crinkly noise, and I can often be spotted taking a zig zagging path along a sidewalk just to hunt out the most promising leaves.
Look at that leaf! It has the perfect curl and color to be a first-rate crunching leaf!
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 3) Make yourself a creative little treat

So maybe you had a bad day, and all you want is a cupcake to cheer you up (a bad idea if you read my previous post, but we all have our guilty pleasures).  However, who wants to clean up the mess of baking, and, more importantly, who has an oven in their dorm room?  You can get around these obstacles if you have my favorite cookbook, Mug Cakes: 100 speedy microwave treats to satisfy your sweet tooth.  That's right, you can make cupcakes in your microwave!  While I have only done this once or twice, just looking at all the cute little recipes never fails to make me smile.
http://www.catchingfireflies.com/products/mug-cakes-cookbook.html

4) Let your feet have some fun

Another way to turn a frown upside-down is to add some joy to the place where you end up looking when you are feeling down: your feet!  How do you do such a thing, you may ask?  Why, only by wearing the quirkiest, zaniest, awesomest socks you can find!  They don't even have to match if you really want to go the extra mile.  Trust me, not only will fun socks make you smile, but everyone around you is sure to get a kick out of them too.
Just a few favorites from my extensive collection
5) Say something funny

This could mean intentionally, if you are gifted in the way of comedy, or unintentionally, if you are sort of an awkward, unfiltered person like me.  And if it is unintentional, don't be afraid to laugh at yourself!  No one laughs at my jokes nearly as much as I do, and I don't laugh at anyone else's jokes as much as mine.  Just think of yourself as the funniest person you know, and you'll never be able to get that smile off your face.

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6) Have some awesome friends

Seriously though, while laughing at your own jokes is great, it's even better when you have some other people to laugh with you.  Well, maybe they won't laugh, but you still know that they love you even when they are shaking their heads exasperatedly and leaving you at the table by yourself to go refill their drink.  Which was already half full when they left.  Oh wait...

I've made a lot of friends since coming to Augie, but the best have been my fellow freshman swimmers.

7) Spread the love

Finally, the best way I know to make yourself smile is to make someone else smile too.  Make someone a mug cake, tell them they look ravishing in those knee-high whale socks, laugh at their jokes; it's easy to make someone's day a little brighter.  It's just like that old saying, "Giving is better than receiving". So go out there and make the world a happier, smilier place to be!

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Monday, November 24, 2014

Cupcakes: The Dessert of Discord




Cupcakes: they're sweet, colorful, bite-sized...and they're taking over the world!  In the past few years, stores selling these sugary little treats have popped up in towns all over the United States.  While they seem unassuming, don't be deceived; this takeover is hostile.  The cupcake promotes seclusion and selfishness.  The consumer doesn't have to wait to host a party to buy a cake, she can have a party for one with her own personal dessert.   The cupcake argues that other people aren't necessary to celebrate life events, when in reality celebrating has always been about people coming together. 

Even if you do invite guests to your cupcake party, you are basically saying to them that you don't want to share with them. Your cupcakes argue that you would rather do without delicious leftovers just so that no one else will touch your own personal dessert.  Also, instead of compromising and baking a cake that will fit everyone's tastes, you divide people into groups of those who want the chocolate cupcake and those who want the vanilla.  Some would argue that this allows people more options, resulting in a more satisfactory party, but I believe a marble cake could have solved this problem and kept the unity alive to boot. 

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Some of my very favorite memories center around my birthdays growing up.  Whether they were family or friend parties, there were always lots of people around to celebrate my special day and eat a community dessert. Some desserts were made by my mom, including a sandcastle cake for my under-the-sea themed party and a double-chocolate raspberry cake for my chocolate-obsessed stage.  Some were made by a bakery, including a cake that looked like a hamburger and a cake with my face printed on it with edible icing.  One wasn't even a cake; it was an ice cream pizza.  Regardless, I never had a birthday party in which I served cupcakes; even as a small child I saw the value of creating unity through a shared snack.

Unfortunately, I have been to one birthday party in which cupcakes were served: my father's.  We were too busy to hold an extended-family birthday party, so we just ate a nice meal at home and bought a couple of cupcakes from The Cup, our neighborhood cupcake bakery.  While I appreciated being with my mom, dad, and sister, having one solitary cupcake staring back at me made me feel kind of sad that I wasn't with my grandma, aunts, uncles, and cousins as well.  In the future, I will always try to avoid resorting to cupcakes as a celebratory food, and I encourage you, dear reader, to do the same.  Cell phones are small potatoes compared to cupcakes when it comes to the real cause of deteriorating social skills in America; we must do all we can to resist their delicious temptations!